March 2012
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I did not even realize that almost all of one direction was about the same age as me.
You know what that means?
I want to fuck them even more.
Especially Niall. That fucking irishman.
I would flash him.
I totally would.
just him.
in a room.
all by himself.
Then
After flashing him…
I would RAPE him for his pot of gold.
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normal girls: i love when boys kiss my neck, caress me, cuddle me etc
me: i like when they acknowledge my existence
Dear Diary
vain-vaginas:
A close friend of mine (whom I have not seen in a while) asked me how my life has been and I responded with “blah, blah, blah… oh, and my sex life has been AMAZING!”
Of course, this is puzzling since I’m not with anyone, so I explained that by “my sex life has been AMAZING!” I really mean “I got better at masturbating”.
I’m THAT vain,
Juanito
Juanito and I have this in...
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FOLLOW DIARIES OF A VAIN VAGINA →
tacomuncho:
Vain but totally single?
Follow the journey.
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I HATE when annoying children are throwing... →
leilockheart:
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and I’m standing there watching
and the parents are just standing there all
If that were my kid, I wouldn’t even hesitate to be like
this blog is epic
When Peeta's name got called
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Peeta:
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unicornfairyprincess:
CRUSHES ARE STUPID AND LIKING PEOPLE IS STUPID AND FEELINGS ARE STUPID
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Me: There's only one direction I want those boys to go into.
Rachie: That direction is straight into my vagina.
I need to buy a hoop for my nose. This stud is too short and its pissing me the fuck off.
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